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[owlectomy]

Why do I feel like I'm in a third-rate episode of House?

Comments

[meaghanchan.livejournal.com]

Have they considered the possibility that you're just clumsy?

(I mean, obviously not with the latest thing. But, you know, other times.)

[takumashii.livejournal.com]

Yes. But if something's wrong with my parathyroid, I won't need this surgery at all -- I may need a completely different kind of surgery! -- so I guess it might be good to make sure.

Really, though! Don't do surgery on my neck! I need my neck for things! Do surgery on my hand!

[meaghanchan.livejournal.com]

I'm confused. Don't you still have a tumor in your bone whether something's wrong with your parathyroid or not? I guess this is why I'm not a doctor...

[takumashii.livejournal.com]

Apparently, if it's something wrong with my parathyroid, then if we fix my parathyroid my bone will get better on its own without surgery.

[meaghanchan.livejournal.com]

Well, that's good news, at least. I mean, I guess. Where's House when you need him? I mean, where's a gentler, nicer House when you need him?