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"Find the nearest book to you, turn to page 45, and read the first sentence: this describes your sex life in 2012."
The first time I tried to do this the nearest book to me was on social security benefits and payroll. I decided that this counted as a 'pamphlet,' not a 'book,' and continued merrily on my way.
Then I tried the book I'm currently reading, 狐笛のかなた, a charming YA Japanese fantasy about an orphan (or is she? DUN-DUN-DUN!) and a fox-spirit.
PAGE 45 IS BLANK.
WHY DO YOU MOCK ME, UNIVERSE.
Let's try Chime, then.
"Two dollops of lemon cream for the constable; two dollops of lemon cream for the Reeve."
...Well, I really love lemon cream. Okay then!
The first time I tried to do this the nearest book to me was on social security benefits and payroll. I decided that this counted as a 'pamphlet,' not a 'book,' and continued merrily on my way.
Then I tried the book I'm currently reading, 狐笛のかなた, a charming YA Japanese fantasy about an orphan (or is she? DUN-DUN-DUN!) and a fox-spirit.
PAGE 45 IS BLANK.
WHY DO YOU MOCK ME, UNIVERSE.
Let's try Chime, then.
"Two dollops of lemon cream for the constable; two dollops of lemon cream for the Reeve."
...Well, I really love lemon cream. Okay then!