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The Twilight books, as translated into Japanese:

I Loved a Vampire
The Flavor of Blood is Sadness
The Dark Vampire Tribe
Fangs Sweetly Whisper
Wolf Moon
The Grieving Fallen Angel
The Red Seal
Kiss Me Cold
Twilight is the Monsters' Hour
Vampire Bride
The Dawn Guardian

What they lack in subtlety, they make up for in panache -- which makes them much better titles for these books than the originals, since the books also make up in panache what they lack in subtlety.

Also, one of the songs in "Ninja Death Squad" is going to be "The Flavor of Blood is Sadness."