It's not like I expected anything from Vogue, but...

[owlectomy]

The April Vogue has an article wherein "a trio of very different, figure-conscious women reveal the ways in which they've learned to make the most of what they've got." The three figures are... curvy and skinny; tall and skinny; and athletic and skinny.

I know that Vogue's articles aren't actually targeted at human beings, but even so. And I might just forgive that if the tall one had anything to say about fashion beyond "I wear high heels even though I'm 5'11"! Look at my $2000 dress!"