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[owlectomy]

Clearly the problem is not that there are too many cool panels at WisCon. Clearly the problem is that there are too few of me.

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[meaghanchan.livejournal.com]

Or invent time travel. Though you'll have to devise an elaborate map system that you follow so you don't meet any copies of yourself while going from panel to panel. It could be tricky if there's like, 6 of you, and you have to think up 6 different routes to get from one panel to another so none of the copies meet.

[takumashii.livejournal.com]

Actually, that is the easy part! I just have six copies of myself which each stake out a different panel room for the duration of the convention. The difficult part is when we break for lunch and dinner; then I'll have to leave at five-minute intervals, and send myself to different restaurants in different directions.