The Tech Support Files

[owlectomy]

Back home, I am working on my mom's computer trying to fix its terminal slowness. It's a newish computer, but it takes forever to boot up, forever to do anything you want it to do. So as I was running the defragmenter, I decided to pick up Ad-Aware... and we are at 739 infections and counting.

No, she won't consider getting a Mac.*

*Not that I think everybody should have a Mac, or anything, but if you have 739 infections on your computer it's maybe something to look into.