I have slime all over me

[owlectomy]

Used car salesmen may be the only group I have ever met who act exactly like their stereotypical representations.

I am going to maybe one more dealership and then I will try Craigslist and Carmax (though I've heard that Carmax is marginally less slimy than other dealerships, if at all).

No, I am not going to look at the cheaply built, poorly reviewed American car for $3000 more than I want to pay while the car I came here to look at is on a "test drive."

Comments

[danaseilhan.livejournal.com]

Army recruiters are like that too--and remarkably like used-car salesmen.

[(Anonymous)]

Ugh. Wash with the harshest soap you can stand, preferably exfoliating and antibacterial. Car salespeople are like ad salespeople, and ad salespeople are what pond scum is afraid to become when it grows up.

On a related note, your sister and I get to go shopping for insurance agents now. Yippee! :p