In which we consider academic libraries (nah, not really) (maybe a little)

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Today's Exciting Thing was that we caught a fifteen-year-old smoking pot in the boys' bathroom--by which I mean the one for small boys, which is miniaturized for six-year-olds. And there is a suspicion that it is being used as a drug exchange location.

Score one point against the idea of bringing your kids to the suburbs where it's nice and safe and crime-free...