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The average person...





* Eats peanut butter at least once a week
* Prefers smooth peanut butter over chunky
* Can name all Three Stooges
* Lives within a 20-minute drive of a Wal-Mart (I might. I've never driven the distance, but I suspect it's a bit more than 20 minutes in typical traffic).
* Eats at McDonald’s at least once a year
* Takes a shower for approximately 10.4 minutes a day
* Never sings in the shower
* Lives in a house, not an apartment or condominium
* Has a home valued between $100,000 and $300,000
* Has fired a gun
* Is between 5 feet and 6 feet tall
* Weighs 135 to 205 pounds
* Is between the ages of 18 and 53
* Believes gambling is an acceptable entertainment option
* Grew up within 50 miles of current home (Depending on how you define 'grew up').

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