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owlectomyI only have three reviews on Yelp.
They are:
1) That time my dental practice made me wait for two hours, was annoyed with me for wanting to know how long I would have to wait (I was trying to run errands and catch a train!), and lectured me about prayer while I was lying helpless.
2) That time FedEx not only failed to deliver my package, but lied about having attempted to deliver it and kept promising they would actually really deliver it this time!
3) Last night when I had NO IDEA how to get into my apartment because I was under the impression that my deadbolt only locked from inside, and I got to the point of going around the block to see if there was any way I could get up on my fire escape and break into my apartment that way because I couldn't get my super to pick up the phone, so in desperation I called a locksmith and he patiently, gently, told me that I could probably get in if I just turned the key one more time. (Which, in fairness, I tried, but it didn't work the first time because my door is weird.)
They are:
1) That time my dental practice made me wait for two hours, was annoyed with me for wanting to know how long I would have to wait (I was trying to run errands and catch a train!), and lectured me about prayer while I was lying helpless.
2) That time FedEx not only failed to deliver my package, but lied about having attempted to deliver it and kept promising they would actually really deliver it this time!
3) Last night when I had NO IDEA how to get into my apartment because I was under the impression that my deadbolt only locked from inside, and I got to the point of going around the block to see if there was any way I could get up on my fire escape and break into my apartment that way because I couldn't get my super to pick up the phone, so in desperation I called a locksmith and he patiently, gently, told me that I could probably get in if I just turned the key one more time. (Which, in fairness, I tried, but it didn't work the first time because my door is weird.)