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Dear self.

Dear foolish, foolish self.

You may now be able to drink an entire cocktail.

However, if all day you have had nothing more in your stomach than

(a) a snack-size bag of popcorn,
(b) a peanut butter and jelly sandwich,
(c) two hundred cough drops

And you have also battered your liver with maximum doses of cold medicine for a couple of days in a row --

DO NOT ATTEMPT to drink an entire cocktail.

That is all.

Guitars

Slinging a guitar over your back, if you're Bruce Sprinsteen : AWESOME BADASS.

Slinging a plastic guitar over your back in order to keep your hands free and haul up the rest of the Rock Band supplies : Total dork who collides embarrassingly with doorways.

(Our Rock Band supplies are in a locked closet in a dark locked room in the basement. Our meeting room is on the second floor. Hence it's desirable to make as few trips as possible to carry up the supplies...)