Fashion Emergency

So let's say you were going to a committee meeting that was "formal dress desired, not required," and you don't have any formal dress but you have a sudden desire to at least be... creative. And you don't get off work until Hot Topic is closed, but you can go to Target (I suck, I go to Target. But it's not Wal-Mart. I go to Target because I work nights).

Also, you have to make berry gratin for the committee meeting.

Is it possible to accessorize your gothbrarian outfit (black pants, black blouse) to look Victorian-Elegant-Gothic and AWESOME?

Hooray for:

(1) Blackberries. Ooooh my goodness blackberries.
(2) Hello Kitty holographic guitar picks
(3) Original cast regording of Hedwig and the Angry Inch, found cheap and used (!) at a music store so awful I will never visit it again.
(4) Blueberries? Did I mention blueberries?
(5) Sad books and happy books
(6) Rereading what you've written and thinking it doesn't totally suck