The horrifying realization that Dan Savage is the mirror universe Orson Scott Card.

[owlectomy]

Shorter Dan Savage:

Dieting, exercising, whatever it takes to remain as skinny as your partner would prefer: a totally reasonable expectation in any relationship!

Being monogamous? Nah, that's too hard.

Shorter Orscon Scott Card:

Hating fat people is wrong because it's very often something you have no control over! It's in your genes! It's not a sign of moral weakness!

Hating gay people, on the other hand, is 100% OK.

Comments

[sasha_feather]

Omg!

[wordweaverlynn]

Stop, you're scaring me!

[wordweaverlynn]

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[starlady]

It's so true, holy crap.

[firecat]

Do you think we could get them to procreate together? Maybe the baby would believe in fat-acceptance and queer-acceptance. (But there's the risk of the alternative.)

[laughingrat]

And don't both of them hate women? If Orson Scott Card and Dan Savage hated women together in the same room, would the universe implode?

[jesse_the_k]

Magic 8 Ball has the answers! Thank you.