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Before a spring storm--
A thousand inky thumbprints
Pressing back the sky

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I had done a couple hundred words of writing at work and saved it on the tiny ninja flash drive I got for Christmas. After coming home, I checked my jacket pocket, and I checked my other jacket pocket, and I checked my pants pocket, and I checked my other pants pocket. And I checked my jacket pockets again.

Mildly distraught, I looked over on my computer desk, and there it was, clinging to my tweezers with its little magnet hands. Too stealthy, ninja flash drive!

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Library knitting programs: they work better if you say, "If you need help and you're bored waiting, you can take a board game out of the closet." They work less better if you say "STOP SWORDFIGHTING YOUR NEEDLES AT EACH OTHER."

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