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[owlectomy]

Twilight is on for the purpose of mockery.

TWI : We consider ourselves to be vegetarians. We only drink the blood of animals.

DIANA : Yes, because that's totally the definition of a vegetarian.

EMILY : I'm going to make animal blood for my vegetarian friend next week. It's gonna be AWESOME. She's going to love it.

DIANA : For a second I thought you were going to say rommate blood.

EMILY : I'm not gonna take your food from the fridge, I'm not going to take food from your neck.

DIANA : Well, you are welcome to food from the fridge --

EMILY : Oh, can you -- can you look at something in the fridge?

DIANA : I think the light is off back there --

EMILY : Yeah, just a little more to the back... yeah, all the way in... mmmmm....

LATER--

DIANA : Oh, God, my family is so embarrassing! They always want to eat my girlfriends!

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