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"There's what you say you want... then there's what you really want" is not a good advertising tagline in general -- at least not for Slimfast, which I cannot conceive of as what anyone "really" wants in any possible universe...

But you know where it really doesn't belong?

Right in front of an article about rape.

Thanks, Cosmo!

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11/5/13 02:36 (UTC)
brigid: drawing of two women, one whispering to the other (Default)
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Oh man, I hate eating in the morning SO MUCH but sometimes I NEED TO because it's going to be a really long day or I need to take medication that I can't take on an empty stomach, and then I really do kind of want Slimfast. But that's because it's basically medicinal. It's certainly not because I enjoy it. I don't think anyone in the history of ever has REALLY REALLY wanted Slimfast unless they were starving & it was the only food for miles.

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