I have achieved couch!
...Sadly, when they delivered it, the shelving unit they delivered at the same time had clearly seen one too many whacks on the ground. So I called Ikea and they were very pleasant and said I could just bring the one damaged piece back and they would exchange it.
This was true, as far as it went.
What they didn't tell me was that I would be waiting for an hour and a half, sitting on a concrete floor reading about the Khmer Rouge. (The Khmer Rouge part is not their fault, I'll admit.)
OH MAN IKEA. I HAVE JUST ABOUT LOST MY FAITH IN YOU.
...Sadly, when they delivered it, the shelving unit they delivered at the same time had clearly seen one too many whacks on the ground. So I called Ikea and they were very pleasant and said I could just bring the one damaged piece back and they would exchange it.
This was true, as far as it went.
What they didn't tell me was that I would be waiting for an hour and a half, sitting on a concrete floor reading about the Khmer Rouge. (The Khmer Rouge part is not their fault, I'll admit.)
OH MAN IKEA. I HAVE JUST ABOUT LOST MY FAITH IN YOU.