Minor annoyances

- There are so many helpful sites to instruct you how to take off a bra with one hand and none at all on how to put one on with one hand. It is not an impossible task, but I'm already sick of it and sick of all the tasks of daily life that would be a lot easier with both hands. Bathing, making a bagel, cleaning a litter box. I haven't decided whether to order something from Fresh Direct to eat, since the pain meds suppress my appetite and I sure don't think I can manage cooking.

- I know it's unreasonable to expect to be yielded a seat on the subway, since I can walk and stand just fine, but sitting is a lot easier. my hand doesn't get jostled.

- From now on I will respond to all inquiries with, "You should see the other guy."