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Actual quote from back cover of "On Every Side" by Karen Kingsbury, bestselling evangelical author with a toothy smile that makes you want to back away slowly:

"Jordan Riley, a powerful attorney dedicated to fighting for human rights and against God."

Boy, you know what gets on God's nerves? Yeah. Human rights.

In other news, I finally signed on to BellSouth's web page after I had been waiting for far too long to get a bill from them, only to find out that I owe them a bunch of money, and also that I can't pay it because I keep getting server errors. And it's like this all the time with BellSouth. We hates them so much. I may just cancel my long distance altogether and go with Skype and my cell phone, because I don't want to give them a cent more than I have to.