(1) "That's V as in Vampire." (I am just now realizing that I should have said 'V for Vendetta,' but that's l'esprit d'escalier for you)
(2) "I'm afraid he's a little bit naked." (I had been looking for pictures of Paris, not the city but the one in the Trojan War. What makes this funny is that moments earlier one of my buttons had slipped out of its buttonhole and I had accidentally flashed the patron).
Almost as amusing as "Things roleplaying gives you context to say." Speaking of which, my search for something vaguely sociable to do that isn't on a weekday evening has led me to the D&D group at a local gaming store. (There's a new one, a little more personal and roleplaying-oriented than Games Galore). It's hack-and-slash from published modules, and my two-page backstory is a bit wasted on it, but, well. I was just looking for something vaguely sociable to do. So we'll see.
My first full day on the job is the quietest Monday I have ever seen. Which is kind of nice; Mondays are usually incredibly busy.
(2) "I'm afraid he's a little bit naked." (I had been looking for pictures of Paris, not the city but the one in the Trojan War. What makes this funny is that moments earlier one of my buttons had slipped out of its buttonhole and I had accidentally flashed the patron).
Almost as amusing as "Things roleplaying gives you context to say." Speaking of which, my search for something vaguely sociable to do that isn't on a weekday evening has led me to the D&D group at a local gaming store. (There's a new one, a little more personal and roleplaying-oriented than Games Galore). It's hack-and-slash from published modules, and my two-page backstory is a bit wasted on it, but, well. I was just looking for something vaguely sociable to do. So we'll see.
My first full day on the job is the quietest Monday I have ever seen. Which is kind of nice; Mondays are usually incredibly busy.