Mon pays, ce n'est pas un pays, c'est l'hiver

(My country is not a country, it's winter).

And it's warmer now than it's been for most of the week!

Will type more when fingers unfreeze.

Gee! My skin shouldn't be that colour, should it?

Public service announcement: It is freaking cold.

Don't be an idiot like I was.

And Google "frostbite treatment" before you have to try to type it with frozen fingers.

*Goes back to immersing her fingers in lukewarm water*