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owlectomy1. Mix up a bowl of milk and cornstarch.
2. Mix up another bowl of cornmeal and spices.
3. Go into the fridge to get your tofu. Realize that you have been lazy in storing your tofu and it no longer looks or smells like something that would be good to cook.
4. Go down to the grocery store. It is closed.
5. Go down to Target. Hey, it has a pretty good selection of Morningstar fake meat; you never know.
6. Discover that most of the cold-foods section of Target is under renovation.
7. Become anxious at the high number of screaming children, children on scooters, and people saying "YEAH I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I CAME IN FOR" on their cell phones while completely blocking the aisle.
8. Buy some frozen pizzas.
2. Mix up another bowl of cornmeal and spices.
3. Go into the fridge to get your tofu. Realize that you have been lazy in storing your tofu and it no longer looks or smells like something that would be good to cook.
4. Go down to the grocery store. It is closed.
5. Go down to Target. Hey, it has a pretty good selection of Morningstar fake meat; you never know.
6. Discover that most of the cold-foods section of Target is under renovation.
7. Become anxious at the high number of screaming children, children on scooters, and people saying "YEAH I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I CAME IN FOR" on their cell phones while completely blocking the aisle.
8. Buy some frozen pizzas.
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