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I love watching House Hunters because I can make fun of the people in it for being so ridiculously picky about houses that I would kill for.

This couple, for instance, is looking for a four-bedroom house. Admittedly, if you want to have a bunch of children, and you're both lawyers so you can afford it, that may not be a terrible idea. But when my sisters and I were little, our family lived in a two-bedroom with an extra bedroom hollowed out from a closet, and that was for a family of six.

I feel a lot better complaining about broken blinds and filthy carpets when these guys are complaining because they think the (clean, modern, cute) bathroom is in need of an update.

I heard HGTV was making a real estate show specifically about New York. It's probably going to be all about million-dollar condos. But I think it would be hilarious if it was all people moving from cheaper areas of the country and realizing that if they want a three-bedroom apartment on their budget, there are already going to be three other people living there.
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