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Professional librarianship is the ability to say "Thong on Fire" with a straight face and pleasant manner.
I can also do "Purple Panties." "Big Spankable Asses" almost defeated me.
(One must add that the context was not, "Excuse me, ma'am, your thong is on fire" but "Do you have any books by Noire?" "Yes, it looks like we have Thong on Fire in.")
I can also do "Purple Panties." "Big Spankable Asses" almost defeated me.
(One must add that the context was not, "Excuse me, ma'am, your thong is on fire" but "Do you have any books by Noire?" "Yes, it looks like we have Thong on Fire in.")
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