Things that no longer work on my car

(1) Ignition; it can, however, be turned with pliers to get it to start.
(2) Driver's side door lock; one can get in through the back seat or passenger seat.
(3) Radio
(4) Windshield wipers
(5) Windows
(6) Turn signals

5 and 6, in particular, make a very exciting combination.

I should not be driving it, but I must, at least for the moment. Probably I will be breaking a law. :(