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owlectomy ([personal profile] owlectomy) wrote2008-05-30 05:50 pm

Dispatches from the library

Last Wednesday night:

R (cool teen I gave a dictionary of demonology to the previous week) : I'm looking for really gory nonfiction book.
Me: Wow, that's kind of a big question, 'cause I'm leaving in five minutes, let me see what I can come up with.
R: That's okay, you'll be here tomorrow, right?
Me: Actually, not till Tuesday.
R: Damn, you're, like, the best person to go to for information!


Ten minutes ago:
A student: Just give me anything you have on Hitler. Or World War II. Wait, he didn't have anything to do with that, did he?