Passive-aggressive notes
1) It is not in fact legal to show the movie you pirated from BitTorrent in the library just because you're not charging or making a profit. Yes, I know copyright law better than you. Yes, I violate it from time to time. And yet I somehow manage to be against a government, tax-funded institution violating copyright law in such a blatant way.
Also, it totally would have served you right if it were porn.
2) There is a time and place for the use of power tools. After midnight and down the hall from me is not that time or place.
3) Like you, I resent having to shove a heavy basket through crowds of people at Trader Joe's. Unlike you, I do not solve this by putting the basket down and shuffling it along with my feet.
4) I would like a RAM upgrade too, but I'm not actually capable of answering three questions at the same time.
Also, it totally would have served you right if it were porn.
2) There is a time and place for the use of power tools. After midnight and down the hall from me is not that time or place.
3) Like you, I resent having to shove a heavy basket through crowds of people at Trader Joe's. Unlike you, I do not solve this by putting the basket down and shuffling it along with my feet.
4) I would like a RAM upgrade too, but I'm not actually capable of answering three questions at the same time.