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In light of my General Theory of LOLCAT, which states that the more erudite the parodied source, the more amusing the LOLCAT version is, I give you T.S. Eliot. Who, of course, does have a history of putting cats and poetry together.
Yesterday I advanced the theory that since I had already had my Bad Day of the month, the rest of the month was guaranteed to be awesome. I'm not sure if that's true, but I did have some pleasant surprises today. The guy who wanted "The New World Order" by Orson Welles was so polite when I told him that I could find no such book in any catalog. It wasn't my fault, he said; the library was located inside an information blackout zone. Fair 'nuff.
The thing I like about preschoolers is that sometimes they give you hugs.
The thing I like about elementary-school kids is that sometimes you can make them fall over laughing with a really dumb joke.
(What's red, white, blue, and green?
A patriotic pickle.)
Yesterday I advanced the theory that since I had already had my Bad Day of the month, the rest of the month was guaranteed to be awesome. I'm not sure if that's true, but I did have some pleasant surprises today. The guy who wanted "The New World Order" by Orson Welles was so polite when I told him that I could find no such book in any catalog. It wasn't my fault, he said; the library was located inside an information blackout zone. Fair 'nuff.
The thing I like about preschoolers is that sometimes they give you hugs.
The thing I like about elementary-school kids is that sometimes you can make them fall over laughing with a really dumb joke.
(What's red, white, blue, and green?
A patriotic pickle.)
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