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owlectomy ([personal profile] owlectomy) wrote2015-07-07 11:04 am

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Actual conversation that I had just now at Shake Shack:

"When are you going to try our chicken burger?"

"Well, I'm a vegetarian."

"The chicken burger is a vegetarian option!"

"It's... made with chicken..."

I think there are a bunch of very cheerful corporate people here right now to promote their chicken burger, but still...